A Moment’s Thought

A Moment’s Thought

  • Why are there no ‘B’ batteries?
  • In a movie theater, which armrest is yours?
  • How can something be both ‘new’ and ‘improved’?
  • Why is there no mouse-flavored cat food?
  • When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
  • If quitters never win, why would you quit when you’re ahead?
  • Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
  • Who decided the word ‘lisp’ should have an ‘s’ in it?
  • Why do ‘caregiver’ and ‘caretaker’ mean the same thing?
  • Can a short person ‘talk down’ to a taller person?
  • If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a ‘dog pile’?
  • Why are the numbers on a phone and a calculator the reverse of each other?
  • Are eyebrows considered facial hair?